SCENE 16
EVENING – DESERT
THERESA and ERNEST hang GLOWING DECORATIONS and a WREATH on the PORCH.
#26 BLESSED
THERESA
THE LONGEST-NIGHT CANDLES ARE BURNING
FOR WINTER SOLSTICE EVE
HOPE IN MY HEART IS RETURNING
IT'S THE SEASON TO BELIEVE
ERNEST
COME HOME FOR THAT HOLIDAY FEELING
JOIN IN OUR WARM REFRAIN
WHEREVER YOU’VE BEEN,
IN TIME IN-BETWEEN
WE'LL SOON BE TOGETHER AGAIN
CHORUS
THIS HOUSE IS BLESSED
OUR FAMILY IS BLESSED
BLESS ALL BEINGS
AND THE EARTH
WISH THEM WELLNESS
AND PEACE
THERESA
IT WOULDN'T BE YULETIDE WITHOUT YOU
ERNEST
AND YOU
THERESA
AND EVERY ONE
AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE
IT WOULDN'T BE YULETIDE WITHOUT YOU
ERNEST
AND EVERY ONE
AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE
IT WOULDN'T BE YULETIDE WITHOUT YOU
They enter the store.
Transition to ...
EVENING – STORE
ADAM's BED is in the store. He is propped up with his EYES CLOSED and an ICE-PACK on his head.
GEORGIE reads aloud to ADAM from a BOOK.
GEORGIE
(reading)
"As the morning mists had risen long ago when I first left, so the evening mists were rising now, and in all the broad expanse of tranquil light they showed to me, I saw no shadow of another parting.“
Georgie closes the book with a SNAP.
ADAM
(groggily)
Ungh. The End?
GEORGIE
Adam! You're awake!
ADAM groans.
ADAM
(weakly)
Georgie?
Georgie lifts the ICE PACK.
GEORGIE
You had brain fever. I nursed you all week.
ADAM
I am so glad to see you. Uncle Ernest. Aunt Theresa. I'm home!
THERESA
Welcome back to the land of the living dear. I'm sorry that "Shamanic Tea" really made you sweat it out. I promise to never buy herbal remedies by the side of the road ever again for a while.
ADAM suddenly sits up.
ADAM
WONDER, GRATITUDE AND LOVE!
THERESA
THE MESSAGE? YOU FIGURED IT OUT?
ADAM
IN THE DARKEST OF NIGHT
WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN LIGHT.
ERNEST
THAT'S SOMETHING WORTH THINKING ABOUT
CHORUS
THIS HOUSE IS BLESSED
OUR FAMILY IS BLESSED
WISH ALL BEINGS
AND THE EARTH
WELLNESS
AND PEACE
IT WOULDN'T BE YULETIDE WITHOUT YOU
AND YOU
AND ... EVERY ONE
AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE
IT WOULDN'T BE YULETIDE WITHOUT YOU
WITHOUT YOU.
THERESA hangs the last GLOWING DECORATION.
THERESA
Well, isn't that nice. Happy hour!
(glancing at ADAM and GEORGIE)
Ernest, help me get the drinks.
Exit THERESA and ERNEST.
Georgie removes her BASEBALL CAP and DIRTY OVERALLS.
In jeans and shirt, she visibly relaxes, and feels more "herself".
She moves to where AURIGA stood earlier to do her medical experiments, and touches ADAM’s forehead.
GEORGIE
You seem a lot better.
ADAM
So do you!
There is a MOMENT between them.
#27 DING DONG
CHORUS
(OFF)
DING DONG! MERRILY ON HIGH
IN HEAV'N THE BELLS ARE RINGING:
DING DONG! VERILY THE SKY
IS RIV'N WITH ANGELS SINGING.
THERESA
ADAM, you have visitors.
They say you met at a rock festival, in Sweden?
SPIRITS
GLO-O-O-O-O-O-RIA,
HOSANNA IN EXCELSIS!
ENTER GLEN and REX, dressed as Swedish hippies, holding hands. Behind them, the SPIRITS.
ADAM
(confused)
Errrr . . .
GLEN
(fake Swedish accent, conspiratorially)
Ze ... er ... Europa Gaia festival?
ADAM
Your faces are familiar, like something from a ...
(realising, nervous)
Heyyyy!!!
REX
(Swedish accent)
Hej Hej!
GLEN
(Swedish accent)
Hej Hej!
ADAM is uncomfortable.
GEORGIE
OK. Not too long please. He's resting his brain.
EXIT THERESA and GEORGIE.
SPIRIT1
We just came to say goodbye.
SPIRIT2
(closing the bedroom door)
... And to give you the good news.
Sound: Low vibrations.
SPIRIT1 opens the wardrobe.
Enter AURIGA and LOVELOCK.
AURIGA is heavily PREGNANT.
AURIGA
Surprise!
ADAM
Wow! You’re pregnant? Congratulations!
AURIGA
Thank you.
ADAM
Did I ... ?
AURIGA
You did everything right, mooncakes.
LOVELOCK
Our mission is finally complete.
GLEN
The Mothership returns to 2099 tonight.
ADAM
And me?
AURIGA
You’re staying in the here and now, where you belong, with Professor Lovelock to keep an eye on you.
ADAM
But Auriga, I thought ...
AURIGA
(interrupting)
I’ve done the thinking for both of us. This baby is the future, but it’s not your future. What you’ve seen and done has created a parallel timeline. A new human history that is yet to be written. You have to be part of that difference.
ADAM
You're only saying this to make me stay.
AURIGA
I'm saying it because it's true. If that spaceship leaves tonight with you on it, you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but ...
ADAM
So I’ll never see you again?
AURIGA
We'll always have Hicksville. We made sure of that last night.
ADAM
When you said you wouldn’t forget me?
AURIGA
I won’t. And remember this: A hundred years from now,
When your light’s long gone out, the whole youth of the world, in my timeline, will be descended from you. And every time I see their little faces . . .
AURIGA gently places her hand under ADAM’s chin and raises it so their eyes meet.
ADAM smiles bravely.
I’ll be looking at you kid.
#28 LATER
AURIGA
LATER, MUCH LATER
YOU'LL LOOK BACK AND FIND
WHAT WE HAD WAS RIGHT
BELIEVE ME
ALL WE NEEDED WAS JUST THAT NIGHT
COS LONGER
WOULDA FELT WRONGER
LATER AHA. LATER AHA
ADAM
But, but . . ..
LOVELOCK comforts him.
LOVELOCK
LATER, MUCH LATER
YOU’LL APPRECIATE-THE-WHOLE-DESIGN
AND NO LONGER PINE
BELIEVE ME
WITH DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING, ACCEPTANCE
AND GRIEVING
BEHIND YOU
YOU'LL FEEL FINE
LATER AHA. LATER AHA
CHORUS
SEE YOU LATER. MUCH LATER.
LOVE YA BABY. BUT I GOT TO GO.
EXIT AURIGA and GLEN.
Enter THERESA with a TRAY OF FOOD.
THERESA
TIME IS A HEALER
A GOOD HOT MEAL
AND YOU’LL SOON BE BACK ON THE MEND
THERESA brings the TRAY to ADAM in bed.
YOU DON'T NEED A LOVER
UNDER THE COVER
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS
YOU’LL BE FEELING YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN
CHORUS
AND AGAIN
Exit Auriga.
ADAM tucks in a NAPKIN, grabs a SPOON and eats.
Enter GEORGIE.
GEORGIE
THEN SOON.
PRETTY SOON.
I’M HOPING DUH! YOU’LL SEE
THE REAL DEAL ROUND HERE IS NOT HER. IT'S ME
SO MAYBE MAKE AN EFFORT?
AND TRULY, ADAM, DEEPLY
WE'LL SEE
SOONER OR LATER
ADAM smiles at GEORGIE takes her hand.
ADAM
NOW
RIGHT NOW
EVERYTHING LED HERE SOMEHOW
AND I UNDERSTAND
FINALLY, THIS:
WE'RE HELPED BY HIDDEN HANDS IF WE FOLLOW OUR BLISS
SO GEORGIE, IS THIS WHEN WE KISS?
GEORGIE
Maybe later. Let's dance.
ADAM and GEORGIE dance.
LOVELOCK
Wooo! I’ve got a good feeling about those two.
(dancing)
Rumba!
Enter MAJOR DON with a foil-wrapped glowing SPACE ROCK. He waves to LOVELOCk and makes chef's kiss gesture.
LOVELOCK
(coy)
Ooh. Major Don!
MAJOR DON
(struggling with package)
LATE? AM I LATE?
IT'S FURTHER CARRYING THIS FUNKY WEIGHT
PLEASE, CHECK THE CLOCKS. TURN ON THE BOX
THANKS TO ADAM, "BLESS HIS COTTON SOCKS",
THE FUTURE FATE,
OF HICKSVILLE ROCKS
... IS LOOKING GREAT AHA
SO GREAT AHA
#29 HUNKAFUNK
PRESIDENT
It's my honour today, as President of the United Nations of the World, to give a medal, a substantial financial prize, and my own personal thanks, to Adam, and his family at Hicksville Rocks.
Working with a special "pan-national" team, they discovered an extremophile bacteria from space, that digests rock, to generate light, heat, wifi... and a really interesting odor.
These hunks of funky smelling rock symbolise hope and co-operation, exploring true mysteries, doing more with less ... towards clean organic energy, environmental recovery, and a sustainable human future.
As we celebrate this solstice season, remember, if it is a long winter night where you are now, it is also a long summer day, for someone, somewhere else on our planet. We are all in it together, and together, we have all we need.
Seasons greetings to all of us on Spaceship Earth. And bless us, every one! Hit it!
CHORUS
HUNKAFUNK
HUNKAFUNK
HUNKAFUNK
HUNKAFUNK
ERNEST
ALL THE WAY FROM SPACE
ADAM BROUGHT IT BACK
FOR THE HUMAN RACE
THE VERY THING WE LACK
THERESA
NOW THE FUNK IS FOUND
A NEW AGE IS BORN
ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND
RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON
ADAM
SEND THE FUNK TO MOSCOW
AND TO BEIJING TOO
ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
WE'VE GOT FUNK FOR YOU (AND HERE IT COMES)
GEORGIE
IT’S GOT A LOT OF ENERGY
YOU BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER
AND THEY LIGHT UP KIND OF PRETTY
ADAM
COAST TO COAST!
ERNEST
SUSTAINABLE!
THERESA
CLEAN!
GEORGIE
POWER FOR EVERY CITY!
CHORUS
WE DON’T NEED – COAL POWER
WE DON’T NEED – OIL POWER
WE DON’T NEED – NUCLEAR POWER
WE GOT HUNKAFUNK!
HUNKAFUNK
HUNKAFUNK
HUNKAFUNK
HUNKAFUNK
MAJOR DON
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BUNK
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
HUNKAFUNK!
LOVELOCK
WHEN YOU'RE UNINSPIRED
AND YOUR WORLD-VIEW'S SHRUNK
THINK HOLISTIC
HUNKAFUNK
ERNEST
IS IT CHILLY IN CHILE?
DO YOU WANNA BE WARM?
FEEL THE FUNK
GET BE BACK ON FORM
ADAM
IS IT DARK IN DELHI ?
DO YOU NEED SOME LIGHT?
TURN ON THE FUNK
YOU'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT
THERESA
OFFLINE IN ASIA?
NEED SIGNAL BARS?
WE'VE PLENTY OF FUNK
HAVE SOME OF OURS
GEORGIE
THE INEXHAUSTIBLE FORCES
IN THESE NEW ENERGY SOURCES
MEANS NO MORE WAR FOR RESOURCES.
IT’S WORLD PEACE IN A CHUNK!
CHORUS
WORLD PEACE IN A CHUNK (WOO)
COS WE GOT HUNKAFUNK (WOO)
PRESIDENT
You've been a wonderful audience!
Thank you very much for coming!
Goodnight!
THE END